Bowling with

The Bird & the Bees

	Warm beer
	It was a little high in the pocket
	Ball too dirty (Ball too clean)
	Got a swollen thumb, groin pull, or other injury
	Someone reset my pins
	Ball dropped on my foot
	Computer (scorekeeper) added wrong
	I was abducted by aliens
	Handicap's too low
	There's a full moon tonight

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	Bowlers are a unique species with a keen imagination and a strong survival instinct. Heck, missed spares ... gutter balls ... 7-10 splits ... bowling is brutal. Only the strong make it, especially in league play. It's important to keep one's perspective. The bowling excuse is a way of life–a matter of self-preservation. So, what's your excuse?
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Contributed by Sherrie M. Bartell	The devil made me do it!
Contributed by Wilbur L. Schwartz	I just can't keep my mind out of the gutter!
Contributed by The Bird Man	Someone nailed the pins to the floor.
Contributed by Dr. B	I thought I was supposed to match my golf score.
Contributed by Queen B	I washed all the luck out of my lucky socks ... consequently, I cannot find the middle of the lane :-(
Contributed by mark carbaugh	can't control my balls
Contributed by Pete Hummer	The Pins don't like me anymore!!!
Contributed by Queen B	The pins have a mind of their own!!!!
Contributed by The Bird Man	P R E S S U R E !!! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
Contributed by Queen B	The wrath of the bowling gods was upon our team. Revenge of the pins was inevitable.
Contributed by Dr. B	I considered going bowling but had hernia surgery instead.
Contributed by Sheba	Beware the ides of March. . .
Contributed by Queen O'B	I attribute my performance to green beer and blarney.
Contributed by Wanna B	I lost my shirt in the stock market.....
Contributed by The Bird Man	No great KOOL 99.3 music to inspire me.
Contributed by Forrest Gump	Bowling is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're going to get....even when you are on your mark!
Contributed by The Tooth Fairy	The Easter bunny made me do it.
Contributed by Mike "Cindy" Nutless	I gave my balls to my wife!!!!!!