| Home | Team Roster | Scores | Sponsors |



Dr. B
Queen B

Bowling with

The Bird Man
The Bird & the Bees

    Wanna B

Our Ten Favorite Excuses . . .


Warm beer

It was a little high in the pocket

Ball too dirty (Ball too clean)

Got a swollen thumb, groin pull, or other injury

Someone reset my pins

Ball dropped on my foot

Computer (scorekeeper) added wrong

I was abducted by aliens

Handicap's too low

There's a full moon tonight




copyright 2001, Dr. Michael J. Bartell

GO TO:  Bartell Healthcare Center | The Happy Back |